greatest sports quotes of 2009
"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad." -- Brian O'Driscoll when asked about playing with and against England coach Martin Johnson. "If (Declan) Kidney had gone for religion instead of teaching, he would have been Pope." -- George Hook. "Kilkenny hurlers? We'll see your four and raise you one." -- All-- Ireland-winning Cork ladies football captain Mary O'Connor in her five-in-a-row acceptance speech. "We seemed to be like startled earwigs in the first 15 minutes." -- Dublin boss Pat Gilroy on their collapse to Kerry. "I would probably have to apologise to her... and hope she uses a driver next time instead of a three-iron."-- Jesper Parnevik on introducing Elin Nordregen to her husband Tiger Woods. "Crouch, touch, (nervous pause), ENGAGED!" -- A tabloid headline announces Brian O'Driscoll's engagement to Amy Hubermann. "To some of these fans, C...